Wonder how many facebook users have felt this way upon looking at these posts. For me personally these are the 10 particular habits which I really dislike to see when I scroll through my newsfeed. And I admit that I am guilty of some habits too! Below are close to 100% imitations of the posts which annoyed the hell out of me. Everything is purely coincidental except for the 1st pic.
1 The 1 Like= 1 Respect post
My Comment: I dont give a shit. Go ahead and lecture me for being heartless.
My Comment: Hello? I dont think there is any facebook user who has a PhD in mind reading. How on earth are we supposed to know if that is a cry for help or you are just messing around with the status updates?
3. The very loving boyfriend/girlfriend
-“I really love my darling we experienced so much then finally we can be together……..
15 min later: I mad mad mad love my wife because she is the best wife in the world and no one can ever replace her in my heart we will be together forever 3344 even until we die we will still be together……..
15 min later: Whoever scold my wife I will come after you and kill you because it shows you are jealous and forever alone my wife is the best and i will not let anyone snatch her away so you all better stay away from her” (ohh. turning passive aggressive?)
(and the status only generates 2 likes- from the BF and GF)
4. The social media muddlehead
-“I went shopping today with my friends! Haha so fun we bought a lot of things! @friend1 @friend2 @friend3 #shopping #happy #tiredbuthappy #shoppingmakesmehappy #nomoneyfornow”
-“@friend1 omg check out this video the guy is so HWAT! the girls will be crazy with his 6 packs @friend2 @friend3 #hwatguy #love6packs #newlove”
My Comment: Excuse me, this is facebook, not facetwitgram! (speaking of which, how cool is this logo?)
5. The zealous Christian
Psalm 95:2-3 Let us come before him with thanksgiving and extol him with music and song. For the LORD is the great God, the great King above all gods.
My Comment: Sorry Christians, I know in Acts 1:8 that we “will receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you, and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the end of the earth.” But the more you post, the more annoyed people will get. So it defeats the whole purpose of evangelism. (alright I will not comment further if not I will get whacked)
6. The proud parent
-“My son scored high distinction in the New South Wales Competition in the subjects of math, science and english! So proud of you!”
-“My son just did his first poop on the toilet bowl! Well done!”
-“My daughter got champion in the chess competition organised by the community centre! She is the youngest contestant around! Mummy loves you xoxo”
My Comment: I dont give a shit about you child’s achievements. Is your child a humaniod robot from outer space? No one likes braggat
7. Le Foodporners
-The one who posts about his breakfast/lunch/dinner nearly every single day.
My comment: are you asking us to count your calories?
-The one who foodporns his food which are not even facebook-worthy. Something like this:
8. The model couple
You know. Pics of couples kissing, gazing lovingly at one another, sitting on each other’s lap, lying on the bed/grass and taking all those couple shots…..any intimate couple photos enough to make a forever alone person feel really forever alone.
My Comment: Have some respect for your own privacy.
And go fuck somewhere else, not in front of the camera
9. Screen shots of whatsapp conversations
-with your friends tagged
-and the conversation teleports from whatsapp to the facebook comment
My Comment: I have no fucking interest in your lame chats with your gossipy friends.
10. The Beggar
“Hi everyone! Please help to like this page cos it means the whole life to me. Share this post on your wall as well cos the pages needs more likes! Thank you for your support I love you all! xxxoxoxoxoxoxoxo”
My comment: stop that fucking shameless advertising. so what if you page has 1 billion likes but no one gives a damn on what it is about?
Yup so thats what I got for now. And the list goes on. I am guilty of foodporn, but only when the food looks quirky. Isnt it interesting to observe annoying personalities on a social media platform? On a side note I can write a post exclusively on foodporners and lovey-dovey couples. Next time then!